Flatmate red flags and green flags
Chilly : The dishes that are “soaking”. I know them. Still soaking.
Living together is a daily adventure. Here are the flat-share situations from our “Red flag or Green flag?” game. Perfect to start the chat about the cleaning rota.
🚩 The red flags (10)
- 🍽️ Your roommate has left their dishes “soaking” for a week. 🚩 Red flag · At this point it’s not soaking, it’s an ecosystem.
- 🥁 At midnight, Alex practices drums in their room. 🚩 Red flag · The neighbors wrote a song too. It’s called “Silence.”
- 🚿 Noa takes 45-minute showers and uses all the hot water. 🚩 Red flag · Your ice-cold shower says hi.
- 🧀 Charlie eats your cheese and puts the empty wrapper back in the fridge. 🚩 Red flag · Theft is bad. The empty wrapper is cruel.
- 🐱 Robin adopts a cat without telling the rest of the flat. 🚩 Red flag · The cat didn’t ask either.
- 🧹 Mae has said “I’ll do it” about the cleaning since February. 🚩 Red flag · “I’ll do it”: the longest promise in history.
- 👟 Dominique borrows your sneakers without asking and returns them muddy. 🚩 Red flag · Your sneakers had an adventure without you.
- ✉️ Ariel opens your mail “by accident.” 🚩 Red flag · That accident happens weirdly often.
- 🛏️ Marley’s guest has been staying three weeks, “just for a few days.” 🚩 Red flag · A new roommate, minus the lease.
- 🥡 Alex has left takeout leftovers on the couch since Thursday. 🚩 Red flag · The couch has a new scent. It didn’t choose it.
💚 The green flags (10)
- 🧻 Sasha replaces the toilet paper roll. Unprompted. 💚 Green flag · Quiet heroism, eternal gratitude.
- 🥘 Lou cooks extra on purpose and leaves you a portion with your name on it. 💚 Green flag · Dream roommate, confirmed.
- 🧽 The flat sets up a cleaning rota… and everyone actually follows it. 💚 Green flag · A documented miracle.
- 🔉 Morgan turns the music down when they see you working. 💚 Green flag · A roommate who reads the room.
- 🥄 Yael lets you taste their recipe and genuinely wants feedback. 💚 Green flag · Taste tester, highly respected.
- 📬 Andrea picks up your package and leaves it on your bed with a note. 💚 Green flag · Premium delivery, in-house edition.
- 🍪 Gabi calls a calm flat meeting to sort out an issue. With cookies. 💚 Green flag · Diplomacy works better with cookies.
- 💧 Louison waters your plants while you’re away. And talks to them. 💚 Green flag · Your plants have a new favorite human.
- 🎂 Jessy leaves a cake on the table: “Help yourselves, it’s for everyone.” 💚 Green flag · The sweetest words in any language.
- 🎵 Sasha wears headphones for their 7 a.m. music. 💚 Green flag · Morning courtesy, sleep saved.
⚖️ The debatable ones (5)
- 📝 Camille leaves passive-aggressive sticky notes on the fridge. ⚖️ Up for debate · Advanced communication, fridge level.
- 🎉 Eden throws a party at the flat and tells you… the same day. ⚖️ Up for debate · Surprise! Sort of.
- 🛁 Swann spends evenings in the bathroom with candles and a podcast. ⚖️ Up for debate · Private spa, public queue.
- 🌲 Kim hung their laundry across the whole living room. It’s a forest now. ⚖️ Up for debate · Pop-up decor, fresh scent included.
- 🌡️ Loan turns the heating down every time you turn your back. ⚖️ Up for debate · Energy saving or thermostat duel?
Play “Red flag or Green flag?” in Baromo
Ten cards a day: swipe left 🚩 or right 💚, your mascot gives its verdict and you discover your profile (Smoke Detector, Peacemaker, Marshmallow Heart…). Then challenge a duo with the same deck. Free, ad-free, no account.
Frequently asked questions
What is a red flag?
A little warning sign in someone’s behaviour. A green flag is the opposite: a reassuring sign. Here, we laugh about it, without judging anyone.
Who decides the verdict?
Our mascots give their take, but yours counts just as much. Some situations stay “up for debate”: that’s the whole point of playing with someone.